Lousy Loglines
Lousy Loglines is a collection of bad movie ideas that are best documented here, on the last page of my website, where no one but you (most likely) will read them.
If you happen to be a movie producer whose eyes are set on making the next Troll 2, we need to talk.
TANGLED ROOTS — In a world where plants can talk and people listen, an optimistic succulent and a smug calathea play matchmaker for their sexually-frustrated owner.
SLEEPROCKER — A narcoleptic teen finds out his sleepwalking alter ego is the lead singer of the most popular band in school.
SLEEPSTALKER — A narcoleptic entrepreneur is surprised to learn his sleepwalking alter ego is in the business of murder.
MURDER AT THE MITZVAH — Two DJs working a bat mitzvah in Borough Park realize the mitzvee's dad is a hitman hired to kill them.
STEADY PAWS — Hypochondria is the least of one black lab’s worries when she is mistaken for a heart surgeon's seeing-eye dog.
TARRYTOWN TAKEDOWN — Stranded in Tarrytown, NY, two retired pro wrestlers recruit old friends (and foes) for ONE. LAST. FIGHT.
THE MAGIC TOUCH — When a sculptor inherits tools that bring his art to life, he creates a wingman to help him woo the girl of his dreams.
TRUTH OR DAIRY — An outspoken cow follows through on a dare that sends him to a convention in Las Vegas only to find it's hosted by Beef.org
OREGON SNAIL — And you thought the pioneers had it hard...